Mad Science Weekly 31Mad Science Weekly: The parrotMad Science Weekly 31
"SQUAK! SQUAK! SQUAK!"
"Good god Rita, can't you turn that thing off?!? It's been doing that for hours!"
"SQUAK! BRAAAWK! SQUARK!"
"Well yes, but how would I know if it's working?"
"BRAAK! BRAAAWK! SQUAK!"
"It's working fine! Now shut it off!"
"BRAARK! BWAK!"
"I can't test an english to parrot translator without listening to what it says!"
"SQUAK! SQUARK! BRAAAAAAK!"
Mad Science Weekly 30Mad Science Weekly: Hyper chillMad Science Weekly 30
"At last the blanket of cold is complete!"
"Why the heck did we make a blanket of cold?"
"I don't know, I assume Anthony wanted it for space travel though."
"Why would you need something to make you cold for traveling through the vacuume of space, there's nothing to make you hot!"
"Naturally it's for exploring the sun."
"Okay..."
"Which is why it also comes with 50 gigawatt darkness lamps and is covered in lead paint."
"So it didn't just accidentally get wrapped up in the lamps when you tripped over them and
Mad Science Weekly 29Mad Science Weekly: More power!Mad Science Weekly 29
"How in the world did you actually manage make a 15 gigawatt power source out of a potato?!?"
"By getting a single powerfull spark out of it, and using a temporal distortion to make the potato from a split second ago travel forward in time. The energy for the time travel for such a short distance in time being less than the electricity extracted from the potato, it can be continued on indefinately. In fact, the faster we drain electricity from the potato, the smaller the time jump needs to be. And thus, the less electricity we get out of it for use else
Mad Science Weekly 28Mad Science Weekly: Spud powahMad Science Weekly 28
"You know you worry me whenever I see you working with electricity right?"
"Yeah well, I've got no choice. The capacitors are empty, and there hasn't been a storm in weeks to recharge them with."
"Couldn't you just use the weather machine to make a storm?"
"I could, if I hadn't just emptied them trying to pop popcorn with a giant laser."
"... misuse of lasers aside, what are you making now?"
"A free energy device of course."
"And how does the potato fit in?"
"It's the energy, and it was free when Za
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